Exxon

The Supreme court decided to cut by about 2 million Exxon's reparations for the Valdez oil Spill. The Spill screwed up about 1,200 miles of American coastline and put a serious hurt on the fishing industry in Washington state, .
Exxon is having a rough year, posting only $10.9 billion in profits, which, let's face it, these days is barely enough to fill up the gas tank on a Honda Civic.
In an completely unrelated story, Psizer has just released an anti depressant that fights a disease diagnosed as "Bipolar Torch wielding Mob Syndrome" the pill squelches the patients sense of right and wrong and extinguishes and sense of moral outrage replacing it with a feeling of groggy fuzziness and a firm erection.
In a statement from the court defending its decision to charge Exxon the equivalent of 4 days profit for the largest environmental catastrophe in American history the court said "It sucks to be you."